Empty Promises is Austin's longest running gag
 "Austin's Harold Team"
Empty Promises is a ColdTowne harold team and multilevel marketing scheme. Empty Promises hosted "Comedy" Fridays at 11:30 PM at ColdTowne Theater from November 2015-July 2016.
 "Festival Appearances"
2015 New Orleans Arts and Comedy Fest
2015 Phoenix Improv Festival
2015 Out of Bounds Comedy Festival
2015 Houston Trill Comedy Fest
2016 Dallas Comedy Festival
2016 Out of Bounds Comedy Festival
2016 Denver Improv Festival
2017 Del Close Marathon
2017 DC Improv Fest
2017 Out of Bounds Comedy Festival
2017 GhostFest Phoenix
Empty Promises have named menu items at Tyson's Tacos and the Grand.